I have made mistakes while driving thereby unintentionally upsetting the driver behind me. On these rare occasions, I have been given the sweet gift of said drivers' middle finger. This token of anger is sometimes accompanied by a jump-inducing honk of the horn as well. I tend to shrug and smile and apologize via wave to the red-faced driver as they pass me with their accelerator jammed to the floorboard.
As the driver passes me with horn honking, middle-finger-waving hatred, there is undoubtedly a Jesus fish proudly displayed on the back of the car to the side of the license plate. I shake my head quickly, raise my left eyebrow and think that is some ironic shit.
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